"As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better."

-Steve Maraboli (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here
mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.
danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic)

shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

supersmashkev:

we have our world cup champion