sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

kushandwizdom:

Quote Lounge
"As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better."

-Steve Maraboli (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here
mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.
danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy